Key and Peele

The use of satire in the Key and Peele sketch comedy reveals a truth about trends in American urban youth by doing just that: by being contrary to the expected, by being nonsensical to the point of absurdity, by making us laugh. Moreover, it reveals a truth about our own ideological assumptions.
Comedy Central describes the new hit American sketch-comedy show as an “original new sketch-comedy show that examines life in a provocative and irreverent way, through a combination of filmed sketches and live stage segments. Whether it’s satirizing the President, spoofing Nazis, or ordering up some soul food, Key & Peele showcases their chemistry, camaraderie and unique point of view, born from their shared background and experiences growing up biracial in a not quite post-racial world.”
The show itself has received numerous positive reviews, even by one of the targets of their criticism, President Obama. While on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Obama touches on how he had watched the skit on himself with ‘Luther, his Anger Translator’ saying, “It’s pretty good stuff ”.
As with any great satirical piece, Key and Peele not only makes us laugh, they makes us think

best of… IMHO

breakfast tacos: Tamale House on Airport. Get the Migas and wrap ’em up as a bfast taco. That’s some meat free goodness right there.

smoothie: In your own kitchen. Banana, almond milk, peanut butter, blueberries, yogurt, lil bit of oatmeal, protein powder and vanilla. Or for winter, heat up milk in sauce pan and blend with a banana and nutmeg. If you want a ‘healthy’ green smoothie, blend spinach and berries with either water or some kind milk sub. IMO the best tasting daily-juice/ juice-land smoothies are so good because they have some kind of nut butter in them but they’re usually not worth the $$.

pizza: East Side Pies, Salvation, and Homeslice are all badass. Then again, walkable drunken pizza tastes excellent, no matter where it’s from. Austin’s Pizza is good too.

hamburger: Casino El Camino or Jackelope
Hut’s is the old school choice, 2 for 1 on Wednesday.
Dans/ Frans are ok for the traditional frozen burger.
If you want exotic go for Bubba’s game Burgers in Elroy
Hopdoddy

bbq: franklins brisket, rubys brisket sandwhich with creamy coleslaw

tex-mex: Habanero on oltorf. Hands down the best. It has weird hours, so check before you go.. polvo’s on south 1st is also the shiz. Get a pitcher of their frozen margaritas and the camaron diablo or the fish a la plancha

vegetarian: Casa de La Luz, Bouldin Creek, Mother’s, Wheatsville, Whole Foods.
Also, Beets on 5th street is a living foods place, and Tom’s Tabooley has a tasty falafel. P. Terry’s has an excellent vegetarian (but not vegan, it has cheese in the patty) veggie burger.

pho: pho dan, pho saigon, or hai-ky if you don’t want to make the trek up north

sushi: uchiko, Bar Chi is awesome and delicious! It’s on 2nd and Colorado, I believe. They have late-night happy hour on the weekends and are consistently good and cheap.

seafood: Perlas hands down, Quality Seafood Sarket

coffee: Strangebrew, Cafe Medici

best bars: highball, violet crown (cheap and stout), Shangri-La, lustre pearl, black heart

karaoke: egos, austin karaoke, highball

watering holes: deep eddie, barton springs (duh), green belt,

Fearless Felix

On October 14th, 2012, “Fearless” Felix Baumgartner, an Austrian dare-devil BASE jumper, and skydiver captured the world’s attention on Sunday with his 24 mile space jump. He set the record for highest-jump and fastest free fall velocity when he became the first person to break the sound barrier without the aid of a jet or spacecraft. Thats over 768 mph at 70 degrees F. It’s estimated the he traveled at speeds of up to 834 mph. Though it was a great feat for man, it gave a monumental level of attention to the stunt’s sponsor, Red Bull, which garnered “tens of millions of dollars of exposure” for the energy drink brand. As for Baumgartner, he achieved a worldwide level of fame for the feat, but that is unlikely to lead to any riches. And despite being one of the most in-demand interviewees in the world right now, the man who fell to Earth is putting off media requests for the time being, opting instead for rest. Who could blame him?

I’m internet famous

well, sort of. Yesterday, my girlfriend and I posted photos of my friend Patricks recent journey across the country to the social news website, Reddit. The post went something like “So my friend decided to go on a road trip completely alone. He returned, 100 days and 10,000 miles later with these photos..” For those of us unfamiliar, Reddit is a social news website where the registered users submit content, in the form of either a link or a text “self” post. Users then vote the submission “up” or “down”, which is used to rank the post and determine its position on the sites pages. Each submission has to be assigned to a “subreddit”. There is a “subreddit” for pretty much any topic you can think of, e.g. r/pics, r/food, r/politics, r/programming, r/skyrim. The more upvotes you get, the longer your post stays at the top of the subreddit. But there is also the “front page” of reddit which is the “homepage” for anyone that types in www.reddit.com. The front page is an accumulation of all the submissions users have deemed worthy of the front page. Note* IT IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO GET ON THE FRONT PAGE

so yeah, we make this post to r/pics (since it involved the photos my friend took on his journey) at around 4pm yesterday. While I’m in my 5 o’clock class I get a text from my girlfriend, “17 upvotes so far:)”. I was thrilled. We’ve posted quite a few things and barely get 1 or 2 upvotes. Not more than a few more minutes pass by and I get another text “holy shit, 150 now!”. If you could’ve seen the grin on my face. Then another “310!”. The thing with these posts are that once enough people “upvote”, the growth is exponential. I quickly rushed home so that we could sit in front of the computer and watch the votes and comments come in. It seriously feels like winning the lottery. Cha-ching cha-ching cha-ching. Before you knew it, we were not only the top post of r/pics, we had made it to the front page. THE FRONT F* PAGE! Never did I think we’d be on the front page. The rest of the story gets a little convoluted as we invited some friends over to celebrate our 5 seconds of fame.

24 hrs later my friend Patricks pictures have been viewed by over 345,670 people and counting all thanks to the community of Reddit.

Samsung is suing Apple over LTE

Just when you thought the whole “let’s take each other to court” thing was fading out in the tech world, Samsung confirmed that it plans to sue Apple over eight patents relating to its implementation of LTE technology in the iPhone. Frak. Samsung states that it “anticipates that it will file, in the near future, a motion to amend its infringement contentions to add the iPhone 5 as an accused product. On September 12, 2012, Apple announced that it will release the iPhone 5 on September 21, 2012. Based on information currently available, Samsung expects that the iPhone 5 will infringe the asserted Samsung patents-in-suit in the same way as the other accused iPhone models. Samsung plans to file a motion to amend its infringement contentions to address the iPhone 5 as soon as it has had a reasonable opportunity to analyze the device. Because Samsung believes the accused functionality of the iPhone 5 will be similar to the accused functionality of other accused Apple products, Samsung does not believe that amendment of its infringement contentions should affect the case schedule.”
You really can’t blame Samsung though after Apple decided to go thermonuclear on their ass since it couldn’t on Google. It’s like this, if you had a neighbor who tried to sue the pants off of you and take your house, your cars, and kids toys, you certainly wouldn’t bend over, take it, and then walk across the lawn to be neighborly the next day. Personally, I hope this karma bites Apple (no pun intended) where it hurts.

Chances are I’ll still get the iPhone 5. sigh.

Film mocking Muhammad sparks violence, worldwide anger among Muslims

The half-way funny, independent film was allegedly produced and directed by Sam Bacile, a 56 year-old Israeli-American real estate developer. According to Ynet, Bacile said he raised $5 million from about 100 Jewish donors, whom he declined to identify. On the eleventh anniversary of the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, controversial pastor Terry Jones* released a video promoting the film, which portrays the Prophet in what he described as a “satirical” manner.
The US ambassador to Libya and three other Americans were killed when local militia assaulted Washington’s consulate in Benghazi. President Barack Obama has condemned the attack. Reports from various sources paint an unclear picture of the circumstances surrounding Ambassador John Christopher Steven’s death. It is widely believed that a group of extremist militia members stormed Benghazi’s US consulate on Tuesday night. Stevens may not have been killed in the Tuesday night assault, however, but rather when a second mob attacked his motorcade as it was leaving Benghazi Wednesday morning.

What most people don’t know is up to 10 Libyan security personnel were also killed or wounded in the violence. “Libyan security personnel fought back alongside Americans. Libyans helped some of the diplomats find safety and carried Ambassador Stevens’s body to the hospital where we tragically learned that he had died,” said President Obama.

WHY DO PEOPLE GET SO WORKED UP OVER RELIGION? WHEN WILL THE REALIZE THAT IT IS ALL BULLSHIT. A HOAX. MAGIC.

JUST BE GOOD TO ONE ANOTHER FOR FUCKS (humanities) SAKE. WE ARE ALL HUMANS. I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL AN ALIEN INVASION– MAYBE THEN WE WILL UNITE AS ONE. …until then, keep killing in the name of (your god(s) here)

*This lunatic gained international attention in 2010 with his plan to burn Qur’ans.

your voice, your vote

As I’m watching the democratic convention, I can’t help but to think about President Obama’s speech writer, Jon Favreau. Yeah, Obama is great at delivering heart-touching, “truthful” speeches, but know this America, he didn’t write it–merely approved it. That’s not to say delivering a speech does not come with great difficulty, because it does. I can barely keep from passing out when talking in front of my peers in a small classroom setting, while this guy does it almost flawlessly in front of a crowd twenty thousand strong. Not including the millions of tv/online viewers. That’s a lot of pressure. But, what kind of pressure do you think lies with the person responsible for the words the president will say? What I found most interesting about Mr Favreau is that he’s been Barack’s speechwriter since he was first elected to the senate. It leads me to believe that Jon Favreau is a huge part of the reason why Obama is the president. I know it sounds far fetched, but I mean c’mon, this guy writes the stuff that people eat out of the palm of Barack’s hand. Back in 2008, most of what the general public knew about presidential hopeful Obama were the words that another man wrote. Kudos to you Jon Favreau.